I was really young, probably about 3-4. I was in California with my mom and my dad, and we were at Disney Land. I don't even remember saying this, but I watched a family video with me saying it.
We were on Splash Mountain, and if you don't know what that is, it's a ride where you're in a log boat and there's a lot of animals. There was a bear and he had an ax, which obviously was for chopping wood. Well, considering I was young, sadistic, and hadn't put two and two together yet, I asked my dad "daddy, why does the bear have an ax?" and he responded "maybe he's going to go chop up some wood." For some reason, my mind went straight to death, and I said "Maybe he's gonna go chop up some PEOPLE!!!" I'm so glad my mom got this comment on video.
I don't know what was wrong with me as a kid, but apparently the only reason bears have ax's on rides is because they're going to go chop up people...
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